The Bed

Featuring Mila Azul

02.23.2021

For NO reason whatsoever I am posting MILA...not because I know this will excite the zoo birds. But yea, February is my FUN time so I like to tap the glass.???? So here is MILA AZUL...and this gallery qualifies for my WTF were you thinking month...

Look now and see...

Deep in the Ukrainian hinterland...there is a BED that grows wild in the forest! Oh there it is! It puts out magazines to lure beautiful girls to come to lay on it ...and then it eats them!!! But this time... the bed... who had developed a taste for girls clothes.... was wondering what the hell Mila was wearing?... and thinking that her cheap lipstick clashed with the cushions and …and why was she masturbating on me??...or pretending to cuz the bed wasn't buying it...it was sooo phoned in! the bed thought.

So the bed lost its appetite! And MILA escaped not knowing how close she came. (Not close at all by the looks of it) Anyway the bed later ate a hobo and burped up a cell phone who had my number on speed dial!...now thats WEIRD!.. It called me and said I should put out better material on This Years Model than phony contrived photosets. I agreed!! I said I would only post this as a laugh..."Thanks Girl Eating Bed! Im sort of a girl eater myself! Oh if you want to see BEDS without sheets go to the IKEA website!" Squeak! the bed replied.

THE MORAL is that when you have big boobs you don't need a story! People will still look at the photos and a smart girl will come along and make your modeling and photography more interesting. Inexplicable photos by @Karl...who shoots this kind of crap for met-art and other same-as sites.- Ya I said it, Amy

Beautiful model handling a camera enticing you to join.